Monday, June 5, 2023

DANCING TIME OVER FOR GOV. REV. FR. HYACINTH ALIA

One of the breaking news items on most national newspapers this Sunday the 4th June, 2023, was the killing of twenty-five people by unknown gunmen in Benue State, barely four days after the inauguration of the new APC-led government headed by Rev. Father Hyacinth Alia, a man who walked the thorns-strewn path in his party to the state government house. A man whom the good people of the state expect to bring succour after experiencing Egypt-like plagues under the Ortom administration, ranging from non-payment of pensioners, several months of owing public servants to the endless butcheries at the hands of inhuman terrorists. The only good-riddance response to the dark days of Ortom was the massive protest votes APC got during the gubernatorial elections. Interestingly enough, this would not be the first time a Rev. Father would pilot the affairs of this largely agrarian and civil servants' state. Rev. Father Moses Adasu of blessed memory had blazed the trail with resounding success. Little wonder that, armed with these enlivening memories, the choice of another reverend father was not a hard one to make. Unfortunately, unlike the Adasu era, the state, nay, Nigeria as a country was not as divided as it is today, a negative dividend of an eight-year misrule by Buhari. It is in this regard that the people of the state expect that Alia should by now have known the daunting responsibilities before him when he offered himself to serve as the number one man of the state. Apart from the huge arrears of salaries and unpaid pensions, the next fundamental need of the people is security. If Ortom despite signing the Anti-grazing Law was overwhelmed by the killing sprees in the state, the people expect the anointed man-of-God Governor to address this issue squarely. At least, apart from the mundane resources, he has the edge over his predecessor of direct access to divine guidance. His victory dancing steps could elicit some smiles on the pain-wracked faces of a much wronged people, led daily and uncomplaining to the slaughter in countless numbers by their enemies who have sworn their annihilation, but these benign smiles in the midst of suffering will be stillborn if the governor does not wake up to his responsibilities. The dancing time appears to be over for Governor Alia when blood continues to flow unstaunched and unabated under his watch. He has to boot himself awake from this circus show in a land where laughter has long ceased to the enormity of the responsibilities before him and deliver his people like the biblical Moses. It behoves him to think outside the box and lives up to the expectations as the chief security officer of the state. The people of the state too need to support him in this regard, put their heads together with a view to fighting this common enemy that wants to exterminate their existence off the surface of the earth. It is not about inter-party animosity whether APC or PDP or Labor Party, for this tsunami that has come upon the state threatens its very existence. All avenues of solution should not be left unexplored, and at the pains of apostasy even the recourse to the ancestral intervention like the Ombatse cry of the Eggon people of Nasarawa State when they perceived killings verging on the genocidal, should not be out of place. Mr. Rev. Governor, the jollity time is over, as it is not yet Uhuru in the state.

Thursday, April 6, 2023

The Illusionists

The Illusionists

Samson Abakpa is an artistic director of a theatre company whose marriage is on the brink of collapse as a result of his preference for Royal, a fellow member of the company. Dissatisfied with the double life he is living, he approaches his wife for a separation. In her desperation to salvage her marriage and safeguard the future of their two daughters, she embarks on a line of action that is to change the entire course of her life. Set in contemporary times, The Illusionists is a story of sexuality and the inherent tensions dissonant sexual orientations have on marriages. 'Brilliantly crafted, as stinging as it is a forewarning in its thrust. Timely, telling ...' - Uche Peter Umez – 'The Illusionists explores the complex lives of people living on the margins who struggle to create moments of meaning in a social environment that erects seemingly insurmountable obstacles. A gripping drama of chaos and marital dysfunction.' - Ada Agada - 'The dramaturgy is impressive, the language is commendable.' - Sule Egya - Published by Ogbome Publishers & Theatre, Nigeria 2023, Suite 11, Y. M. Plaza, Church Road, New Karu, Karu, Nasarawa State, Nigeria, Email: infoogbome@gmail.com, Phone: 08035933577, 08182758931

Thursday, February 16, 2023

A CONVERSATION WITH AHMED MAIWADA

By Isaac Attah Ogezi One of the few arresting places to a stranger in Abuja as he heads towards Mpappe, KM2 off Abuja-Zuba Expressway is the Mamman Vatsa Writers Village nestling in the valley bordering the road, the colossal property in its various stages of completionthat belongs to the Association of Nigerian Authors (ANA). Upon taking further quixotic steps to enter, a white imposing structure royally standing alone welcomes the pilgrim. A few yards away are long rows of two-storey buildings among other edifices. Granted to the association by the then FCT Minister, late General Mamman Vatsa, this village is not without a chequered history of its own. After several years of legal battles with Abuja’s land speculators and encroachers, the Association could now have every reason to smile. The man behind these smiles is none other than the lawyer-poet, Ahmed Maiwada, the legal generalissimo who has won a succession of legal battles on the land for his beloved association. In this engaging interview with the Nigerian playwright, Isaac Attah Ogezi, Mr. Maiwada bares his heart on grey areas of his writing that students of his work will find interesting, his forage into ANA's politics as well as his secret in combining full-time law practice with creative writing. OGEZI: In his Introduction to The Mid-Century English Poetry 1940-1960 published in 1965, the editor, David Wright, rightly wrote that, 'It is a commonplace that at any one time there are few genuine poets compared with the many who have talent; and the result of the large crop of published volumes of verse has been to make it difficult to see the trees for the wood.' There is no doubt that you belong to the former group as evident in your debut poetry collection, Saint of a Woman. Strangely for a debutant, you appear to have cut your teeth in poetry in terms oforiginality of voice and language, uninfluenced by older Nigerian poets especially in an era where most poets, to use an unflattering term by Prof. Tanure Ojaide, are 'copy cats'. What is your secret in taking 'the road not taken'? MAIWADA: I am really glad to hear that my poetry has come through as original. This may have to do with how I started writing in the genre, which is, after I have encountered poetry first in the classroom, having to study its nuts and bolts and then sit for examinations on them at the end of the school terms. That process brought me into knowing the raw materials needed for writing poetry, which means I was taken right to the sources from where those poets we were studying in school then had mined their own poetry materials. I think one normally doesn’t settle for pilfering from the finished works of others once one could easily walk down to the sources and fetch one’s own things to work with, which becomes especially so if one is like me: a person that wishes to dance only in my own robes and not in the robes of others, no matter how nice those borrowed robes might be. In summary, I have encountered the poetry of others in the past, even before I started writing my own poetry, and to be honest, I did as every other poet out there had done: walked in the shadows of the forebears. But, I deliberately decided that there would come a point when I had to stand up and walk on my own. That came after I had been taught the basics of poetry in class, followed by receiving guidance from my elder brothers, like Mu’azu Maiwada. The decision to discard those poems I had written in anxiety of influence was a conscious one. I think that’s how I ended up publishing the poems that you observed to have “originality of voice and language”, to the glory of God. Writing, and writing poetry especially, is a tradition. One must take time and learn it, in order to put out works that may stand the test of time or be up to the standards. OGEZI: Despite the hue and cry that greeted the comment in question by Prof Ojaide, you hardly find a poet who is not churning Osundaresque lines or bowdlerising one older poet or the other in your generation. What is your take? Do you subscribe to that statement by Ojaide? MAIWADA: I was privileged to meet Professor Tanure Ojaide in Abuja this year (2021) at a reading organised in his honour at Veritas University in Abuja. I did ask him the question, whether or not he called younger Nigerian poets as copycats. The amiable professor actually denied the charge, saying that it was a term coined by Henry Akubuiro, who interviewed him, possibly so as to give the interview a catchy caption. He however observed that there is present in many of our poetry substantial anxiety of influence from the older poets among us, citing a few examples, which I totally agreed with. However, anxiety of influence is a normal thing in budding poets. Its manifestations are all over in English Literature, involving classical poets such as Ben Johnson. In that sense, one could say that we’re doing nothing out of the usual, and that no eyebrows should be raised. Nonetheless, it would be a criminal offence for such works to receive canonisation over and above those others that do indeed exhibit originality and true, authentic voices. And, who should be told this: those saddled with the responsibility of grading our poetry in various competitions being organised annually, or so. I think that feting a work that contains anxiety of influence amounts to committing a crime against literature: it destroys the growth processes that we have been witnessing in recent times, when quite a few younger poets have been coming out with original works of outstanding quality. However, this is easier said than done, because the person sitting to grade those works in any competition must be the kind that has read quite widely and studied poetry deeply. Sadly, there are not many of them out there. And that’s why we keep witnessing one doggerel after the other being announced as winner of our poetry prizes. OGEZI: Though dedicated to 'Mama! (True Saint of a Woman)', which I suppose is your mother, the titular poem, 'Saint of a Woman', at pages 34-45 is obviously not about your biological mother that the persona called Wordsmith is referring to but a lover's lament about his beloved who 'chose to depart alone' to Heaven without him. Is this rather elegiac, modern-day Song of Solomon where the love birds 'swapped rings' and made 'torches of/passion and barter/saliva by volts of tongues' autobiographical in any way or about someone that you once knew? MAIWADA: In my formative years, I wrote poems that could pass as "autobiographical", that is connected to my own life happening at that very moment. However, being poems that contained heavy influence of William Wordsworth, I discarded them all at a later stage of my development as a poet. Therefore, my answer is: no, the poem in reference had nothing to do with my mother nor any lover whatsoever. It was a poet that came from my own imagination, and I tried writing it down in the style that you have observed: that of Song of Solomon. As a matter of fact, it was an experiment with the "collage" method in poetry. Much of my poetry of the past came from pure imagination, with nothing autobiographical at all in the lines that you see. OGEZI: Your second collection of poetry is titled Fossils. According to the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary of Current English 5th Edition, a fossil is 'the remains of an animal or a plant which have hardened into a rock.' Invariably, it conjures up the images of precious things like gold, diamond, columbite and what have you, excavated after long centuries of decay of both plant and animal. Why Fossils? Are the poems in the collection to be viewed as fossils? Could you shed some light on this? MAIWADA: Yes, that's the title of my second collection of poems: Fossils. However, as much as I agree with the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary of Current English (5th Edition), I want to believe that the word didn't have only that meaning. It could also mean a person or thing that is resistant to change or a word or phrase that has become outdated. In essence, the title might conjure in a different reader's mind different images from the ones that it has conjured in yours. And that is actually the purpose of the title and poetry in that collection: to suggest to the reader not one meaning, but a number of meanings enough to invite into the text in order to ascertain which. I won’t even be surprised to hear that the title has conjured in a reader the complete opposite of whatever the title could suggest, because that has been intended by me when I decided to name the collection “Fossils”. As a poet, I am interested in avoiding spoon feeding my readers with what I think should be the meanings of my poetry. I don’t like that when other writers do so to me. Therefore, I think this is the most light that I can shed on the title, as it relates to the contents of the collection. To give more details might amount to being dictatorial. OGEZI: The panel of judges for the NLNG-sponsored Nigeria Prize for Literature in 2009 called this collection 'pure poetry.' Do you see yourself as an apostle of the school of art for art's sake who sees art as pure and sacred, unsullied by existential issues? MAIWADA: Yes, the NLNG judges did call Fossils “pure poetry”, for which I am glad. I didn’t set out to write poetry mixed with any other thing when I was putting together the collection. And I entered it for that year’s NLNG Prize because it was the year for the poetry category, otherwise I could have sent another book other than Fossils. In my opinion, any book that should win a prize in any competition must satisfy the conditions for winning the prize. Therefore, a book that is called “pure poetry” must be seen by all to have made the grades, because poetry and poetry alone was the issue in that competition for that year. Nevertheless, I am yet to see any poem that has failed to mean something, not even those that wear the garb of “art for art’s sake”. The moment something is put forward as a poem, even if it is a single word, then a true poetry reader should be able to see that that poem, or that one word, is used connotatively rather than denotatively, in which case, it is suggesting a meaning to the reader. To say therefore, that I have any leaning to writing poetry that is devoid of issues, whatever they may be, is false. Such branding could only come from people who are unable to understand my poetry, and such people have nothing at all to do with serving as judges in any poetry competition. OGEZI: In 2009, the year for poetry, the Nigeria Prize for Literature was not awarded to any of the nine poets on the shortlist on the ground of lack of 'social relevance'. Would you say literary prizes are a form of censorship? To what extent do you feel literary prize administrations or censorship has impactedon the quality and productivity or otherwise of literary works within the context of Nigeria? MAIWADA: The 2009 NLNG Prize was not awarded because, according to the judges, none of the nine titles on the short list for that year qualified to be awarded the prize. I can recall that a group of about four titles, which included Fossils, was branded by the judges as being high in art but lacking social relevance, while the other group, consisting of five titles, was branded as being high on social contents but low on art. I think it was just a way of shirking the responsibility of awarding the prize for that year, for reasons best known to either the judges or the NLNG Prize is a censoring literary prize administration. There is nothing on the face of the qualifications for entry being made year in year out that suggests censorship. In the past, many titles have been declared winners of the prize, including those that one might think have crossed the lines in terms of public morality. What happened in 2009 was an isolated case and it should be left at that. That said, I do believe that literary prizes all over the world are mostly designed in manners that dictate what the writers might write on if the writers hope to win such prizes. A literary prize that demands for entries from writers of only odes, for instance, or poetry on women or men, is a censoring prize; so is the one that requires that entries must be hardcore literary pieces rather than romances. Who pays the piper dictates the tune, if you would permit the cliché in that aphorism. And I do not see anything wrong in that at all. That is why prizes cannot really tell you which writer is the better of the pack. It’s all about satisfying the taste buds of the person paying the bills. In Nigeria, I think the NLNG Prize has impacted positively on the quality and quantity of writings by Nigerian writers. NLNG has made a policy of honouring only literary pieces of high quality. As a result, we started seeing books by Nigerian writers that are printed, particularly in Nigeria, with standards that could match any other all over the world. This is a welcome development. The four-year period within which one might publish a suitable book for the NLNG Prize in a particular genre has also helped in the release of books that show higher standards in terms of contents than what obtained in the past. So, my verdict is a positive one. But, I am careful to restrict myself to only the NLNG Prize. I cannot dare to say that other literary prize administrations in Nigeria have gone in that positive direction. OGEZI: You may well be called an environmental critic in your strong denunciatory poem on the city of Lagos titled 'Lagos welcomes you' at page 52 of Fossils, where you employed striking metaphors of waste and decay personified in an undesirable and repulsive woman past her sell by age, reminiscent of the Ghanaian writer, Ayi Kwei Armah, who used faeces to describe the rot and corruption in post-Independence Ghana. Unlike your older fellow compatriot J. P. Clark's 'Ibadan', your poem on Lagos appears a one-sided indictment without a redeeming feature to be cheerful about, no, not with such harsh, crunching alliterative lines: 'her lusts/Her rusts and rats that mate...' and 'Cleaning done, dark dung dribbles/Down her southern route'. Do you not think such a damning portraiture can scare would-be tourists to the city? Or is it such a very hard thing for a poet to be a patriot? MAIWADA: My late mother would have all of us children on rosters for cleaning the house and washing the plates. I guess that contributed much to my awareness of the environment. In my later years in Zaria, but before I left home, I had concerns about the advancing Sahara Desert into the Nigerian territory, through the northern parts, as well as the bush-burning activities of hunters, during dry seasons. Therefore, I was only being myself while living in Lagos, after my Law degree in ABU, to notice the images I have used in the poem, Lagos Welcomes You. And I think it would be an achievement for the entire poetry communities around the world to celebrate if truly the poem had scared any would-be tourist from visiting the city; I am sure that there are fictions and films and documentaries are out there, full of images that could even dwarf what I have in Lagos Welcomes You, which had not achieved that feat. Nonetheless, when I wrote that poem, I was in a position to really see the Lagos that I had lived in for several years in the past, for what it really was: largely environmentally unfriendly. I saw it clearly only after I had left. And so, writing the poem was like writing back to myself my own experiences, in those lines, which I was too carried away by the good sides of Lagos to take notice. And if poetry, like other genres of literature, could mirror the society; and if the mirror could serve to startle the patient enough to resolve to deal with the disease, then I do not see the place of working out a redemption for the rot mentioned there, since the redemption is there in the very disease. There is nothing difficult about poets being patriotic in my realistic take on Lagos in that poem. It may interest you to know that my personal opinion on Fossils is that it is a book of patriotic poetry; patriotic about Nigeria and how we, the different ethnic nationalities within the nation, could reconcile with each other for the sake of living in peace and harmony: it is there in the symbols that I have employed in the book. But, I am not the one to point it out. It should be excavated by archaeologists of poetry, just like the real fossils are excavated. That might take time, but there are chances that it might never be discovered. OGEZI: In your Author's Note to Eye Rhymes, you stated that Milton snatched the quill from your hand and that you didn't write those poems in that collection with your hand. Also, in the opening poem, 'Enter, Rhymes', you made allusions to Milton's Paradise Lost and Paradise Regained. Where I do not only find this enigmatic, it is a rather peculiar way of paying homage to a fellow writer with centuries between you two. What is the extent of Milton's influence on your work as a writer generally as well as on this particular collection? MAIWADA: Paradise Lost by John Milton was one of the earlier classical English literary books that I opened my eyes to see at home. My elder brother, Mu’azu Maiwada was studying for his first degree in English, and that was one of the recommended texts, or so I thought, because he had it among many others in his room. The title was the first attraction: Paradise Lost. I did wonder whether it was Scripture. Then, the painting on the cover page, of the naked Adam and Eve and the Serpent added to the attraction. But, when I opened it and saw that it was, to me then, a long and an incomprehensible poem, attempting to rewrite the otherwise simple Scripture account of the Fall of Man, I lost interest, which I was to pick up later in life, after reading more about John Milton and Paradise Lost. There is a part of The Short History of English Literature (Second Edition) that Andrew Sanders devoted to Milton, running from the middle of page 226 down to the middle of page 236. In my reading of that book, I paid particular attention to that very part, during which I was introduced to him as a prose polemicist, noted as “a masterly and at times vituperative defender of the various public causes he chose to espouse”. And that is the very point where I and Milton became partners, in my writing of Eye Rhymes, in which I thought I was defending the “good book” against the tyranny of quack literary judges.In Milton’s arguably greatest and most lastingly persuasive pamphlets, Areopagitica; A Speech of Mr John Milton for the Liberty of Unlicenc’d Printing to the Parliament of England (1644) there is the following quoted statement: “As good almost kill a Man as kill a good Book; who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, Gods Image; but hee who destroyes a good Booke, kills reason it selfe, kills the Image of God, as it were in the eye.” I thinks it should be obvious at this point that Eye Rhymes was influenced more by the prose of Mr John Milton than by Paradise Lost.I only made the poet persona in Eye Rhymes to be a Milton disciple, who had the privilege of writing with Milton’s pen (and therefore his ideas about the “good Book”), but this time in poetry, Milton’s more popular genre, so to speak. OGEZI: Poetry is perhaps the most intimate form of expression such that writing poetry is one of the most subtle ways in the world to vent one's personal grievances in confessionals however cryptic. Are some of your poems confessionals like the late American poet, Sylvia Plath's? For example, in the poems 'When she wants to burn the paper' and 'Limestone around his neck still roams’ in your third collection, Eye Rhymes, you seem to be responding in a creative way to the non-announcement of a winner in the NLNG Prize of 2009 on the grounds that the entries on the shortlist were not 'socially relevant' enough? Permit me to quote the latter poem at page 45 of the said collection: 'The gallery drowns in blood wine, In the Nazi Party’s banquet hall. Chemical Ali flows, From Goebbels’ swastika teeth, As the German shepherd yelps – Anthem meet for Pogrom of Poets - The banquet’s baptismal name. Oh the Fuehrer needs Nine bards for the Gas Chamber! In tune, bad-bass banjo bandies Hard-shell refrains; And when the hands cue him on, Doctor Death gasses the chosen nine!' MAIWADA: I think I have responded to this very question in my answer to the previous question: Eye Rhymes is a poetry collection written against the arbitrariness of the quack literary judge against the “good Book”.I think I did all of my arguments in the verses of that collection, seeking to persuade the reader into agreeing with me in what I believe, as Milton did, so passionately. One area that Nigerian Literature could have made some serious gains against literature from other countries, particularly other African countries, is this: transparent judgments in literary competitions. The perennial absence of this has left us where we are today, with just a few laurels in world literature, and even those, coming after long spells. We should be better than just a single Nobel Prize in Literature! OGEZI: In the poem, ‘Their holes in walls cause culture shock', your angst against the jejune versified lines that pass lately as poetry is evident and in consequence you followed it up with what appears like your mission statement of what a good poem should be. Is that not rather prescriptive? I mean who legislates on what anybody should write? Permit me again to reproduce the relevant section of the poem at page 13: I hear of slam and sister scam - The hall of poetasters brooks no trope! The classics waste; the trash is raised, O, musing now is by power and might. The plates on my table make maggots. Till a pinch of salt is added, Sham is that banquet! The roll call of bards Crab is the line I’m trudging on, Marshland the pathway! It wouldn’t irk if you left The child, asleep in the manger; But Herod, you raised your hand And, Herodias my anger! MAIWADA: Permit me to refer you to my earlier answer above, where I did say that literature is a tradition. If truly so, then traditions are taught; meaning that, the learner should be taught “how” to go about practicing the tradition, in order not to deviate or corrupt that which had existed long before the learner dropped on the scene. I agree with you that it would amount to being “prescriptive” to legislate on “what” a writer should write. But, as long as the legislation is on the “how” rather than the “what”, there is nothing wrong at all. To argue otherwise, in my view, is to lay the very foundation for the apocalypse of literature, after which nothing close to what we know as poetry, prose or drama might be left for anybody to recognise. Rules exist in all traditions of the world that I know. And I think they should be sustained in this our chosen tradition of literary practice. OGEZI: In his essay 'What is really wrong with publishers in Nigeria?' Prof Sule Egya talked about the 'hermetic formalism' in your work, which is more evident in Eye Rhymes and your last collection, We're Fish. In the latter collection, you not only dwelt extensively on end rhymes, internal musicality, but on a profusion of dizzyingly experimental pyrotechnic artistry such that you even drew a tadpole with one of the poems. The beauty of a great literary work is the blissful correlation between subject and form. If form takes priority over subject in the name of formalism, will it not distract the reader's attention in a rather intrusive and obstructive manner and in the process make the reader lose grip of the writer's message? Secondly, is We're Fish also fifty percent Reason, and fifty percent Rhythm as you said of your first poetry collection, Saint of a Woman? MAIWADA: Professor Sule Egya has been of great support for my writing over the years, and his views must be respected. However, if poetry is recognised easily by one of the many forms that have been developed for the genre and formalism means “excessive adherence to prescribed forms”, then I ought to be grateful that I have scored high marks in keeping to the forms in my poetry writings. For me, poetry has to “be” first and foremost, before it tries to “mean” anything to the reader. And I think the forms have been developed for the sole purpose of helping the reader to recognise the type of poem he is reading easier than if the words are presented to the reader in prose. No, I don’t see how forms, being guides to the poem on paper, if done properly, can ever intrude or obstruct the reader; guides are meant to make the traveller pick his way through his journey easier. On whether We’re Fish is “fifty percent reason and fifty percent rhythm”, my answer ought to be that, once again, I shouldn’t let myself be drawn into passing judgment on my writing. I prefer for the reader to judge for himself or herself, what I was able to achieve and what I have failed to achieve, and thereafter score me for the failure or success that his or her judgment permits. OGEZI: One of the charges levelled against your poetry is that it is cast in stone, inaccessible to the uninitiated, the same way Chinweizu et al in their Toward the Decolonization of African Literature, Vol. 1: African Fiction and Poetry and Their Critics said about Okigbo's and Soyinka's poetry. What do you say to that? Do you view arch-obscurity in art as the pinnacle of high art? MAIWADA: Over the many years that I have been reviewing feedbacks on poetry from poetry readers, I have come to one conclusion, which is that most of the people who find poetry difficult usually box themselves into thinking that they are obliged to decode the poet’s meaning of the poetry that they are reading. No! What a good poet does is to assemble his words on paper carefully in such a manner that each of those words, or all of them together, suggest something, with the better poems capable of suggesting more than one thing to the reader. I think I did my own part, as a poet, by presenting the words on paper and inviting the reader to make meanings out of them. In order for those who have branded my poetry as “poetry cast in stone” to see things differently, they would need to change their old approach, develop the boldness to declare for themselves their own meanings of what they have encountered on the paper. And I think that the same result could be achieved while reading Soyinka or Okigbo, two of Nigeria’s masters that I don’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with. As for my view on obscurity, I'd say that obscurity isn't an objective state of a thing. Rather, it exists where there is ignorance in the person who cannot deal with information that is placed before him, for whatever reason. C. S. Lewis, in his Experiment in Literary Criticism, posits that a reader must be as sophisticated as the poet in order to have a full appreciation of the poetry of that very poet. Where that sophistry is absent, accusations are labelled against the poet, which include such things as obscurity. OGEZI: Although the term magical realism was more popularised by the works of the Spanish writer, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, for students of African literature, it was not new, as Amos Tutuola's works blazed the trail before the former even started writing. Perhaps owing to the blurred lines between the world of magic and reality, most works of this genre find their post-modernist resolution escapist in nature, oftentimes with unsatisfactory denouement. Would you agree with me that due to the deus ex machina in most works of magical realism their endings like Musdoki are rather contrived? MAIWADA: There are many types of novels and no rational critic of the genre would expect a realistic novel to be ended in the same manner as a romance novel is ended. According to E. M. Forster, in his Aspects of the Novel, the story in a novel is to have a beginning, middle and ending, and it is like a tapeworm: starting abruptly, somewhere, and ending in the same manner. One reader may be satisfied with an ending of a novel more than another reader, and there is no science to it. However, I have read about ending the realistic novel by killing the hero of the story as an unacceptable ending, generally speaking. Now, magic realistic novels are not considered as realistic novels, and so their expected endings should meet the standards of endings of magic realistic novels. Having done that, they need not to do more. Coming to the term “deus ex machina”, it means the ‘God from a machine’ that is lowered to the stage by mechanical contrivance in some ancient Greek plays to solve the problems raised by the plot or plots, at a stroke. This term is today used pejoratively for any improbable or unexpected contrivance by which an author resolves the complications of the plot in a play or a novel. I don’t see any such “improbable” or “unexpected” contrivance in the ending of my first and only novel, Musdoki. The two characters who start the story, in a park in Birnin Kebbi, are the same characters who end it in a restaurant in Kaduna. Nobody else is introduced to finish the story for them. Therefore, I wouldn’t agree with you that a deus ex machina is used in the ending of that novel, even though it could be termed as magic realism. I can agree if the ending doesn’t come as satisfactory for you; I am not satisfied with it myself, which is the reason why I have decided on writing two more sequels on the same characters. And I am at an advanced stage into the first sequel OGEZI: In Musdoki, what informed your use of the word 'Verse' to mark off one chapter from another instead of the more conventional 'Chapter'? Is it the dense poeticity of the language in the novel or the poet in you proving oppressive over the novelist? MAIWADA: I used the “Verse” marker in Musdoki to suggest that the novel could pass for a poetry book. No oppression intended or executed on the novelist by the poet in me; not at all. However, it may interest you to know that I wrote the first draft of that novel in what one might term as “hardcore” poetry, which my first editor had found “unreadable”. Thanks to that opinion, I had to do a few rewrites of the story before it finally became “readable as prose”. I have received many other opinions as well, including that of Professor Egya Sule, which helped a great deal in what we have in print today. He never suggested that I should do away with the verse marker. And so, we have it out in that form and style, if you like: as a novel or as a poetry book. OGEZI: One of the areas that some critics especially from a section of the country have taken you up in Musdoki is on the treatment of Nigeria's Civil War. Admittedly, there is a paucity of creative writing on the said war from the north and it is understandable if the novel is a kind of the north writing back to the south from one of their own. In that case, you will seem to be in agreement with the danger of a single story which Chimamanda Adichie warns strongly against. Is Musdoki a narrative told from a Northern perspective with a set agenda in mind as largely perceived by those critics? Secondly, how do you think a writer can maintain his neutrality in the face of a history that is susceptible to diverse interpretations? MAIWADA: To be honest, I didn’t know of one critic that held such a view on Musdoki. Yes, a book reviewer or two might have written on the treatment of the Nigerian Civil War in the novel, or about the north talking back. But, those are mere opinions that couldn’t be supported with textual references from the story. My novel tells a coming-of-age story of a Zaria-born teenager in the late Eighties, opening the account in Birnin Kebbi, a north-western Nigerian border town, where he meets a young lady whose humanity he continues to question until the end of the novel, many years later, in Kaduna. As the story progresses, the Zaria young man travels to Lagos, where he lives for some years, meets another young lady that is a shadow of the one he has met in Birnin Kebbi. While they get to know each other better, a political unrest happens, in the form of June 12 debacle in Nigeria, re-enacted. This forces the young Zaria man to flee back to Zaria from Lagos and the southern part of Nigeria. It is only during this episode of fleeing back to the north that the young Zaria man, while in a packed car with some people of northern ethnicity fleeing back to Kano in the north, listened to a conversation of some of the car’s occupants, regarding what happened during the Nigerian Civil War, which happened before he was even born. How does just one episode in a whole novel become the subject matter of that very novel? I also read some reviewers’ view that the novel is a regurgitation of the history of the Nigerian Civil War: a work of fiction! I think those opinions by those book reviewers are perfect reflections of the state of our literary appreciation. No, a literary critic cannot make such a conclusion; cannot determine the subject matter of my novel, or any novel whatsoever, on the basis of an episode in the story. Musdoki, for the umpteenth time, is neither a history book nor is it about the Nigerian Civil War. It is not a “single story”, which I don't know any reason why I shouldn't if I have decided to. It is, especially, not a northern perspective with a set agenda: a story parading such an array of characters from all over the country, speaking up in their own language freely; a story that follows those characters all over the country (and I make bold to say that no other Nigerian novel covers the Nigerian geography as Musdoki) cannot be justifiably accused of such parochialism. Finally, I think almost all well-written fictions, not being historical works in any form, are politically and historically neutral. Fictions are made up stories. They do not tell real stories of things that happened, otherwise they cannot be fiction. Therefore, let the accusers of Musdoki go and seek more knowledge concerning the differences between fiction and history. OGEZI: Chinua Achebe once said that 'Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.' Simply put, every form of creative writing is politics and a writer should never leave anyone in doubt as to where he stands on issues especially in writing. In other words, one cannot divorce literature from politics. Do you honestly feel a writer can truly be apolitical or non-partisan in a work like Musdoki? MAIWADA: That quotation credited to Chinua Achebe looks to me like a proverb. If so, then I don’t think he used the words “historians” and “history” in a literal sense. Therefore, we’d be doing injustice to his saying by giving it a literal interpretation. Personally, nobody has paid me to write for or on behalf of any section of the Nigerian State. I also didn’t feel the need to do so. However, just like all other writers before me had chosen the stories they wanted to write about, I made my choice and I went on to deliver it in the book that I have titled, Musdoki. Like all other books, my novel knows its audience, and it is very conscious of the fact that people without the necessary sophistry to process what it presents in-between the covers are likely to misunderstand it. Should I, because of this experience, decide that next time I must write a book that could make everybody happy or satisfied? No! I am a disciple of John Steinbeck, who was equally called unprintable names, including a communist, for daring to write the story that he thought he should write. There is politics in all human affairs, and in so far as the novel is written about human beings (and it must be so, even if animals are used in place of humans) then politics is a necessary part of it. But, there are people who, even in real life, decide that they will not acknowledge the politics being played around then, who simply go about their lives without factoring politics in them. Such is the attitude of a seasoned novel reader: enjoying the story being presented and understanding human nature and cultures better than when he first opened the book to read. That’s what I will advise my readers, now and in the future. OGEZI: In real life, most writers tend to shy away from politics as though being actively involved in politics taints the sacredness of their art. What is your take on the relationship between writers and politics? MAIWADA:I don’t have anything to say to a writer who decides not to be involved in politics, or to even associate with politicians. Such a writer may have already decided on his priorities in life. So, he should go on living his life along those things that he sets his focus on. Those of us who, by design or accident, have decided that politics is a necessary aspect of any people’s cultures, and that to understand a people one must understand their cultures, let us live in that atmosphere and pick up whatever meat or bones are there for cooking our stories for our chosen audiences. I think the most sacred art is the one that is presented in a very honest way, after its subject matter has been thoroughly researched into and known well enough by the author making the presentation. Therefore, I don’t share in the view that politics taints the sacredness of art; I should rather take the opposite view, that art that has been stripped of its politics is lacking in integrity, or missing an important part of what makes it complete. OGEZI: For quite some time now, you have been active in the politics of arts administration in Nigeria, specifically, the writers' body known as the Association of Nigerian Authors, ANA for short. What motivated you to go into ANA's politics? MAIWADA:I started getting involved in the politics of literary administration in Nigeria at the ANA Abuja Chapter level. I did so in the intention of assisting the then Chapter executive with my presence, funds and advice regarding how the chapter might be ahead of its peers. And, I am happy to observe that during my service as ANA Abuja Legal Adviser, the Chapter made such giant strides that one was right to think that it was the National Executive Council itself. Under the then Chairman, Dr Seyi Adigun, we had always had no less than two professors in all our monthly readings, which were covered in many national newspapers. We organised the Karaye Prize in Hausa Literature, sponsored by Hajiya Bilkisu Abdulaziz, the then Executive Secretary of Nigerian Judicial Service Commission. Award ceremonies for that competition were held about three times in Abuja, with winners’ entries for the competition and winners emerging from different parts of Hausa speaking Nigeria, and accolades coming from all over, even as others made frantic attempts to emulate. It was our advocacy that made the then Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Aliyu Moddibo, to rename the Cultural Centre in Area 10 after Cyprian Ekwensi. Several Nigerian writers in diaspora were hosted to a reading by us, including Amatoritsero Ede, who was then in Canada, and we were the only ANA Abuja Chapter executive that held readings in the library of the prestigious Yar’Adua Centre, in the heart of the Abuja metropolis.Our attempts to publish an anthology for the Abuja Chapter then was only aborted by the publisher that we had chosen, whose shoddy handling rendered all our contributed creative works, polished by the painstaking editing works done by no other than Professor Ihiechukwu Madubuike, a waste of time and resources. However, we had had robust critique sessions on our works-in-progress, which resulted in ANA Abuja writers becoming forces to reckon with in Nigerian literature, as shown in our titles making the NLNG long and short lists of that period. At the rate we were going, we would have started going for major things internationally by now, due to our resolve and our ability to attract those elders among us and those living abroad, in order to guide and inspire us. Now, it was that contribution that I think I have made at the ANA Abuja Chapter level that I decided to take up to the National Executive level, which necessitated that I should continue in the politics of ANA beyond that effort. My contributions are not all out there to see, because, as National Legal Adviser, or member of the ANA Land Committee, the words of advice that I gave to the National Executive Council, the then President, the Land Committee and the land developer, were shared in private. However, I am bold to state that the edifices that we can see standing on the ANA Land at this very moment, could not be standing there without my efforts in the courts, which are still ongoing, several years after we had started, as well as the development agreement that is still being executed, after we had carefully negotiated with the developer for those developments in exchange for some parts of the lands that belonged to us. My motivation, as you might have seen already, was nothing more than to see that Nigerian Literature find the necessary atmosphere that it needs in order to develop into a truly global brand. I have been there long enough to know that Nigerian governments do not really care about the literature part of our cultural development, with the exception of a few individuals such as the former Niger State Governor, Alhaji Mu’azu Babangida Aliyu, Late Mamman Jiya Vatsa and the former FCT Minister, Aliyu Moddibo. Therefore, we needed to find a means of sustaining our needs towards achieving such a lofty goal. And the most feasible means was to have our own investments in place, which would keep giving, so that those resources are channelled down to the areas of need, thereby watering the budding literary flowers that can bring us glory in the near future, both as Nigerians and as a nation. I have used my personal resources in this direction in the past. And I shall continue to do so, for as long as I can afford to. But, to be supported by the added resources from a collective such as ANA, so that what I have mentioned earlier as our visible and observable strides might be expanded and sustained. OGEZI: You have published four collections of poetry and a novel. Between poetry and prose, which one comes more easily to you? MAIWADA: Right now, I am as much at ease when writing poetry as I am when writing prose. But it wasn’t like this, until I had mastered it; it took me time. There was a time when any prose I had started writing ended up becoming a poem. That explains why I had to appease the poetry demons by publishing a few collections before I turned my attention to prose, and I had mentioned earlier how the experience had not been smooth. That led me to drop poetry entirely, until Musdoki got published. After that, I returned to poetry and discovered that I had lost touch. It was another struggle to get back to where I had dropped it. After that, I started writing in the two genres without dropping one for the other, until I got to where I am today: writing in both with as much ease as possible. Poetry is more jealous of the two, I have to say. But, I have succeeded in forcing it to co-exist with my prose writing. So far, we’re happy working like this and we have been covering quite some grounds in both genres. OGEZI: As a significant contemporary poet of the post-military era in Nigeria, do you have other poets or writers of this generation that you admire? MAIWADA: I can always defend my claim to being a poet. But, I am not a significant poet. Doing justice to this question requires that I have read as many poets of that generation as possible, which is not the case. Again, since some of the poets of the military era are still writing, we must face the problem of determining who among the poets are post-military era Nigerian poets and who are not. That said, I am currently reading the collection of poems by Ismaila Bala, titled Line of Sight, and I admire nearly everything that he does there, particularly the display of excellent poetic diction that can rival even that of Seamus Heaney. The collection is a product of long patience and careful selection processes, with the result coming out in the form of charming poetry that focuses attention deep into things that the world scarcely considered as important. I may have a couple of other names to mention. But I haven’t had the privilege of reading their books of poetry, if they have some. OGEZI: What are you currently working on? And when should your readers expect to see a new work from you? MAIWADA: I have been working on the sequel to my first and only published novel, Musdoki. The work is at a very advanced stage right now. It’s been a whole new writing experience for me, because I started writing the story from the ending parts, before I settled on the beginning. I’m at the point of connecting the dots now, in order to complete the story in the novel. Why am I writing the novel in this fashion? It is because I write in fear of failing to write a novel that is familiar in style to the reader. I am satisfied by some of the comments on Musdoki, stating that it is an important addition to Nigerian Literature. One or two readers have even asked the question many times: what is this book about? This might have come from the way and manner I wrote the story, not starting from the beginning and progressing from there to the ending. And, that is the experience that is becoming fitting for me. Therefore, I am experiencing a repeat. It is my hope that this novel shall be released sometime in the second half of 2022, God willing. I have also been working on a collection of poetry, which is, for the first time, truly reflective of my childhood experiences in Zaria and my Lagos experience: a contrast of small town and big city experiences rendered in, hopefully, contrasting styles. I am not in any hurry to release the poetry to the public. So, I cannot put a timeline for its publication. I might possibly progress to rework on my earlier novel manuscripts, which I wrote long before I left home for Lagos: one set in Kano, with the Maitatsine religious upheaval as a setting and the other flowing set in a fictional border town of Nigeria with Niger Republic. I am hoping that all these titles will be published in the next three years, if God keeps me alive and in good health. Amen. OGEZI: You are not only a successful lawyer but can hold your own in a comity of other writers. What is your secret in excelling in these two demanding albeit apparently jealous fields? MAIWADA: I am neither a successful Lawyer nor the type of writer that you say I am. However, I am growing into that successful Lawyer and that kind of writer. Amen. Until then, I take things one day at a time and keep a keen focus on the files at my table. I am glad of the sound foundation that I think I have got both in school and at home. That has helped me to remain disciplined and diligent concerning any assignment that I have chosen to embark upon. I can live with problems, both mine and the problems of others that are on my shoulders to carry. But I can only do so long while fashioning the methods I can get rid of them. And, by the grace of God, I have always overcome. I think that is a good attitude to success in anything one is doing, not least legal practice and creative writing. I have also done my best to manage my time, not letting myself have much of the luxury in idleness. I don’t miss any opportunity to drop my loads in order to catch a rest, because doing so has helped me to regain my strength for forging ahead with the struggles. The fear of looking back, in my old age, if God grants me the grace to live longer, and blaming myself for not doing my best when the opportunities had presented themselves, have been my ultimate driving force. And I am sure to accept any result of the outcomes, as long as I know that I did what I could, when I had the chance.

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

The Threshing Floor

by Isaac Attah Ogezi
A collection of a dozen short stories that has just a bit of everything. From religious hypocrisy, marital infidelity and human deception and fraud, to spiritual mysteries, the limits of justice (in our land), the many and uncertain shades of love, and the redemptive value of suicide, Isaac Attah Ogezi skilfully and sensitively explores the human condition in its social, psychological and spiritual dimensions. The stories are both universal and uniquely individual as everyone can identify with one or another of the characters whose experiences are portrayed in The Threshing Floor. The author's mastery of language and power of narration will surely seduce any reader.

Friday, December 3, 2021

The Coffin-maker

By Isaac Attah Ogezi ‘The Director-General of the Federal Capital Development Authority (FCDA) further warns that all owners of illegal structures erected three metres along the Nyanyan-Abuja Road are to demolish same within two weeks’ time as this Announcement shall not be repeated. All those concerned should please take note of this important Announcement ….’ The stern voice from the car stereo went on repeating this riot act several times before it lapsed into silence. Kanadu finally turned it off to digest the Announcement just relayed. Crazy people, he muttered under his breath. Dis El-Rufai wan’ kill people. ‘Im an’ Baba Iyabo. Abi dis country na dem papa propati? And the casualty rate would be high. People would die like the fire incident that razed Wuse Market a week ago. While the fire raged, some ill-fated traders who couldn’t watch all their earthly possessions go up in flame, dived into the fire to be cremated along. Yes, dis country hot pass hell. But the more people died, the more money he made. Na so life be! He smiled ruefully. Suddenly, he saw the on-coming bus like a bat out of hell. Quickly, he swerved his Honda Accord to the kerb almost pitching into the ditch. He swore under his breath. But for his luck rather than the reflex action that averted this accident, he would have made one undertaker richer. Yeye man! He spat after the man with blood-red eyes of marijuana smokers behind the steering wheel. But that was an effort in futility, for the accursed man was far beyond his spit. Wrong overtaking. This lack of patience on the part of our road-users has long become world-famous. De country bad; na so so plenty people dey beg Baba God may dem die for roads. People whey life done tire dem. Dis one na anoda suicide people de carry style kill demself! As he neared his shed, he could see the coffins conspicuously displayed by the roadside by his rivals. Stupid ignoramuses, he spat again. He slowed down, took his left and drove slowly on the dirt road to his office. He stepped down importantly, and hurriedly made his office within a few seconds, acknowledging the greetings of his boys with a dismissive wave of his hand. His one-room office was air-conditioned, expensively rugged from wall to wall, and well-equipped with ultra-modern gadgets in vogue. An inner door led to the large showroom where he normally ushered in his numerous customers. The eerie feeling a stranger would have was that this was another graveyard, what with the empty coffins occupying every little space in the room. They were sixty coffins in number and of different sizes. He always counted them the first thing in the morning and the last thing before he left for home to ensure that none of his smart boys would be greedy enough to sell anyone in his absence. Person no fit trust dis agbero boys whey I get here. The backdoor of the showroom led to the large carpentry workshop where his large army of employees was always at work, sawing and hammering at wood to make beautiful works of art that would convey the remains of dead people to the earth. Kanadu did not become a rich coffin-maker by a sudden leap into the soft, cosy lap of fate. No, his was by a dint of hard labour. He clawed and clawed his way to the top first as an ordinary carpenter in Abuja before the idea of making coffins dawned on him. This money-milling idea was triggered off by the daily happenings in Abuja. A voracious reader of many inspirational pamphlets, he believed that the world was ruled by ideas. Idea na money, was his philosophy of life. And he lived by that philosophy like his daily prayer. It was one simple idea that made him what he was today – bought him a car, a house, plots of land and even married a wife for him. Surely, idea na money! The high rate of deaths in Abuja had never inspired him to become a coffin-maker until one fateful night. He was home that night in his roach-infested single room he shared with five other loafers, after emptying a big bowl of soaked garri and kwukwuli into his stomach. He brought out his crumpled pamphlet, No Condition is Permanent, written by one Onitsha-based author who claimed it had sold over two million copies world-wide and made many poor people millionaires overnight. No sooner had he begun to read it under the weak light of the bush lamp than a hard thump came on the door, almost removing it from its hinges. ‘Who be dat na?’ he asked. ‘Na we, broad Kanadu. Please, make you open de door.’ He obliged and opened the door. A whole family of six was gathered at his doorstep in all manner of bereavement. A look at them was enough to discern their mission. He took the lamp and locked the door. ‘Who be dat?’ He asked so as to know the size of the coffin he would make. ‘Na my husband Ike, broad Kanadu. ’E die today’, replied the mother of the house. Death had ceased to shock him ever since this new government came up with its plan to restore the city of Abuja to the master-plan, thereby destroying many illegal structures. Yes, Kanadu was not surprised. The deceased was among those whose houses were destroyed by El-Rufai’s men some few weeks ago in the name of illegal structures. All his investments went down with the building. Poor man, he died of hypertension. Lucky for him, he had finally gone home, home whey better pass ’im yeye country. At the shed, Kanadu brought out his tools and went straight into work, sawing and hammering away into the night. After three long hours, a coffin was ready. It was during this time that he received the great inspiration that was to affect his life tremendously. There were so many carpenters in Abuja, yet nobody thought of specializing solely on coffin-making. Yes, he would be the first to specialize in this new, undiscovered terrain. Like any original idea, the society at first attacked it unreasonably. For when his first set of coffins were displayed, he became the laughing-stock of his fellow carpenters. They leered at him behind his back even to his face. He soon became the Coffin-maker to them instead of Kanadu that his father, may his soul rest in perfect peace, gave him. But this mockery was in few days replaced with envy when the money began to pour in. First he bought a car, followed by a plot of land in an expensive area and a wife to boot! All these within three months! No, there must be some money in this venture. The envy of his mockers was instantly transformed to rivalry. Every carpenter wanted to be a coffin-maker in Abuja. The market was soon flooded with coffins of different sizes and makes. To distinguish his coffins from his arch-rivals, Kanadu had to improvise on all imaginable designs on his coffins to stand out of the crowd. He knew what the public wanted and strove hard to satisfy them. At one time, he discovered that the gold-embroidered coffins were in high demand by the rich, and he saw to it that some of his coffins were gold-plated. The coffin-maker is like a doctor or gravedigger who knows how to keep his personal emotions from his professional life. It is a morbid art that must be worked to perfection devoid of petty emotional feelings like all creative arts. However, nothing seemed to amaze him like man’s senseless craze to be buried in a well-designed coffin as if that automatically meant a special place in paradise! All dis wahala self, na worms go chop am finish! He mused. Was it not the other day that he heard how some spoilt rich people were busy scrambling for spaces that they’d be buried in for over four million naira in Victoria Island in Lagos? Wetin person no go hear for dis yeye country? Well, as a coffin-maker, he had to earn his living by humouring them along. He took his time to make beautiful coffins that would soon be food for the worms like their human contents. Na so life be! Person whey die no go ever come back again! Kpafuka na kwench!

The Cricket and the Clay

By Isaac Attah Ogezi We alight from the school bus onto the pavement in the front of our house. With our school bags strapped on our backs, my younger sister and I race to our gates and climb up the stairs. After a couple of rings of the doorbell, Ori, the housemaid, ushers us in. As usual, we don't expect to see either of our parents at home by this time of the day, but as from four p.m. above. Instinctively we pause in our strides at the sight before us. Who is this? For reclining on one of the sofas in our sitting room is an old woman, half-asleep. Our parents didn't tell us that we were expecting any visitor. Perhaps awakened by our loud cheery entrance, she opens her eyes. 'Is that you, Egwurube, Ogabanya?' she asks rhetorically. ‘Come to your grandmother's arms, children,' she invites with outstretched arms. What a surprise! Happily we run into her arms. She doesn't call my sister and me by our English names, Edward and Evelyn, but our native names. We are always delighted to see her because of the air of hilarity that pervades our house with her arrival. Again she tells us children stories of yesteryears. 'Grandma, could you please tell us a story?' requests my younger sister, Ogabanya. 'Dear me! Don't you see that she's tired and needs some rest after a long and tedious journey from our village?' queries our mother. We have all trooped outside to sit on benches in the open-air verandah after we have had our supper. It is a breezy, moonlit night and the heat within is unbearable, coupled with the power outage. 'You didn't hear me complain, did you?' asks our grandmother. 'Besides, we can't begrudge her of such a privilege which you yourself enjoyed at her age,' she adds mischievously. Turning to my sister, she asks, 'What story will you have me tell tonight, my dear?' 'Just any one with animals in it.' 'All right. Here you are.' There is a slight pause as grandmother stuffs her pipe with tobacco leaves and sets it alight. Suddenly a faraway look comes on her face as if she is magically beholding the bygone period of the story she is about to tell. 'Long, long time ago, in the animal kingdom,' she's begun, 'there lived Cricket and Clay who were always at loggerheads. As at the time I'm talking about, crickets' teeth were as spotlessly white as peeled cassava tubers. One day, Clay brought a complaint of stealing against Cricket before Lion, the King of all animals in the kingdom. According to him, Cricket stole some yams from his barn under the pretext of foraging for food. After listening carefully to the allegation, Lion asked Cricket if what Clay had said about him was true. Cricket denied vehemently, muttering curses under his breath. He challenged Clay to prove it. In those days, one of the ways to settle a dispute, as the custom was, was for the accused to challenge his accuser publicly to a fight or contest. In order to prove his innocence, Cricket challenged Clay to a contest, and a day was fixed for it. Before the race, Cricket went and held a secret meeting with the ancient rainmaker of the land and paid him a hefty sum of money. Unknown to Clay of what Cricket had done, he went about boasting, thumping his chest that he would defeat Cricket in the contest. At last, the long-awaited day of the contest dawned with fanfare, and all the animals in the kingdom gathered at the grandstand to watch the great contest. The drums rolled, the flutes sang. The okanga, the talking drum, sang praises of both contestants, regaling the audience with the exploits of each of their ancestors, which made their bare bodies throb with palpable excitement. The starter's shot was fired into the air from a dane gun and the two contestants swung into action. As Clay, a mere lump of clay that he was, leaped from one point to another on its head, Cricket sprinted away. No sooner had the contestants begun the race than the rainmaker unleashed torrents of rain from the skies upon them, pelting the earth mercilessly. Both of them were thoroughly beaten by the rain, soaked to the skin. It was a downpour never witnessed within living memory. Unfortunately for Clay, at every step he took, he began to disintegrate. At first, he was alarmed, but he vowed never to lose the race to Cricket. He continued to melt away gradually until nothing was left of him except for some wet soil spread haphazardly all over the place like ashes. Meanwhile, Cricket panted ahead despite the poor invisibility induced by the heavy rain. On arrival at the agreed point, he began to feel cold and went to dry himself by a nearby tripod hearth. It was while he was comfortably warming himself that news got to him that his challenger, Clay, was no more alive. He had been slain by thunderbolts and shafts let loose by the rain, his remains melted away in the flood which flowed down the stream. When Cricket heard of this, he burst into laughter, chirping jubilantly. He laughed and laughed and laughed until tears were coursing down his cheeks. How dared Clay imagined that he could defeat him in a race? Seized by an uncontrollable paroxysm of laughter, he didn't know when he fell into the fire. Though rescued quickly by kind bystanders, it was too late as his once handsome face had been severely burnt. The healer did his utmost but he could not restore Cricket's face to its former state; his teeth were burnt beyond repair and have remained ever so. That was how Cricket got his burnt teeth and his generations after him.' At the end of the story, we children are asked to tell the lessons we have learned from Cricket's downfall, his vices that should be avoided like the plague such as cheating and its attendant repercussions, and how over-confidence in life and excessive celebration of one's achievements could ruin a man.